Fast. Affordable. Local.

Our Service

We specialize in safe, mess-free stump removal for homeowners and businesses across Metro Detroit. Whether it's a single stump in a tight backyard or a large commercial clearing project, we bring precision, professionalism, and respect to your property.

Let us grind it down so your yard can grow back up — cleaner, safer, and ready for what's next.

📍 Our Service Area

We proudly serve Metro Detroit's finest communities — including Birmingham, Bloomfield, Bloomfield Hills, Bloomfield Village, Farmington Hills, Franklin, Huntington Woods, Rochester, Rochester Hills, Royal Oak, Troy, West Bloomfield, Beverly Hills, Ferndale, and surrounding neighborhoods.

Don't see your city? Contact us — we likely grind there too.

Coverage
Service Hub (John R & 18 Mile)
Core Area (10 mi)
Extended Area (25 mi)
Stumpocalypse - Professional Stump Grinding in Metro Detroit
Stump grinding in progress with a Vermeer SC70TX tracked grinder at a Metro Detroit home
Family-Owned in Metro Detroit

Professional Stump Grinding in Metro Detroit

Quick as 1-2-3 — send a photo, get a personalized quote texted back fast. Licensed, insured, same-week service.

Free quote · No obligation · Reply within 2 hours

★★★★★ 5.0 Rating
🛡️ Licensed & Insured
Same-Week Service
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Alan Schlutow, owner of Stumpocalypse
Meet Alan — Owner & Operator
Every quote and every stump is handled personally. I’m a hands-on, insured professional who takes pride in doing clean, careful work right here in Metro Detroit.

Before launching Stumpocalypse, I founded HomeGrown Cycles — a trusted mobile bicycle repair service that’s been part of this community since 2009. The reliability, craftsmanship, and attention to detail that built HomeGrown Cycles now drive Stumpocalypse — fast, clean, and safe stump grinding starting at $150.
Customer Highlights

Why Metro Detroit Homeowners Call Stumpocalypse First

5.0/5 · 6 verified Google reviews · read them all on Google

Once he was done, it looked like a stump never existed in that spot.

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My experience with Stumpocalypse has been fantastic! I was in a situation where I needed a stump removed quickly due to safety reasons, and Alan was incredibly responsive, timely, and thorough with helping figure out what I needed done. My tree was removed from my electric company, and they didn't complete the job by grinding the stump. Alan took care of my surrounding lawn and fence while removing the stump, and once he was done it looked like a stump never existed in that spot! He was very communicative, updated me throughout the job, and made sure all debris/mess was cleaned before leaving. I highly recommend Stumpocalypse!

Allie N. ★★★★★

Super-fast communication, transparent pricing, no surprises — stump out in no time.

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Big shout-out to Alan from Stumpocalypse! Communication was super-fast and clear, pricing was transparent (no surprises), and they had my stump out in no time. Great crew, very professional, fun to watch the equipment work, and I'd 100% recommend Alan to anyone who needs their stump out. He made it look really easy!

Jaroslav P. ★★★★★

Above and beyond my expectations — world-class professionalism, attention to detail, and integrity.

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Alan delivered above and beyond my expectations! He is a world-class individual who embodies the utmost professionalism, attention to every detail and a level of integrity which is rarely present in today's day and age. His willingness to communicate on every step of the project reveals his commitment and dedication to serve the customer first and foremost. I am determined to recommend his astute services to anyone requiring landscaping assistance. Indeed, he is a diamond in the rough.

Heroyam S. ★★★★★

Had 14 stumps removed in just one day — quick, clean, AMAZING outcome.

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Had 14 stumps removed in just one day and I'm very impressed with the work. The job was done quickly, cleanly, and with great attention to detail. I didn't have to do any extra work afterward. They left everything looking great and made the whole process super easy. Honestly, they made it look so easy (and fun) with the remote-controlled grinder that I almost wanted to join the party! Highly recommend their service for stump removal. Great guys, great team, AMAZING outcome!

Mark B. ★★★★★

Fast and efficient — in and out within an hour. 10/10 would recommend.

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We were extremely happy with their services this past week. We had a dead apple tree taken down in our backyard and Stumpocalypse was fast and efficient in removing the remaining stump. Their machine did an excellent job in removing the stump and was in and out within an hour. 10/10 would recommend and use again.

Liz R. ★★★★★

Professional service, affordable price, and done in minutes!

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Professional service, affordable price and done in minutes! It was interesting to watch how smoothly the process went. We were very pleased with the end results. Would highly recommend their services. The owner is very personable, friendly and easy to communicate with.

Pearl Ann M. ★★★★★

GRIND  IT

Why Homeowners Choose Stumpocalypse

Why Choose Stumpocalypse

Professional Results, Every Time

Vermeer SC70TX commercial stump cutter
Our Machine
Commercial-Grade Equipment

Vermeer SC70TX Stump Cutter

We don't show up with a rental. The SC70TX is our dedicated machine — a tracked, commercial-grade stump cutter engineered for tight residential yards, steep grades, and clean results every time.

67 HP Cat® Diesel 🏡Fits Through Gates 🎯SmartSweep™ Control 🌱Minimal Turf Damage

Fast Turnaround

Most quotes are returned within 24 hours, and we get to work fast. Your time matters, and we don't waste it.

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Transparent Communication

From start to finish, we keep you informed. Text and photo updates available upon request — no surprises.

The Process

Done in 3 Simple Steps

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Send Us a Photo

Reach out through our quote form or by phone. Send a photo of the stumps you'd like removed — that's all we need to get started.

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Get an Estimate

We review your photo and send a clear, no-surprise quote within a few business hours. Fast, simple, and honest.

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Stump Removed

Once approved, our crew is on-site within 24–72 hours. We use commercial-grade Vermeer equipment and leave your yard clean.

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Why Grind Your Stumps?

Prevent Hazards

Old stumps create tripping hazards and obstacles for mowers. Grinding them out makes your yard safer for kids, guests, and equipment.

Improve Curb Appeal

Stumps leave your lawn looking unfinished. Grinding them out restores a clean landscape and increases your property’s visual value.

Stop Regrowth and Pests

Stumps can regrow or attract termites and carpenter ants. Grinding eliminates the root system and removes a welcome mat for pests.